There are certain people, you just keep coming back to.

Ok, so yesterday was probably the best day of my life!  So I've been planning on going to the Gay Pride Parade for oh, lets say, a year now, and it was awesome!  All day I was waiting to go and we went, it was awesome!  Jenny, Tim, Nathan and I went and it was awesome.  Hot lesbians on crotch rockets, well like one hot lesbian, hot dudes shaking their asses in banana hammocks, me yelling inappropriate things like "Take your top off!" to older lesbians, who I would prefer if they were to actually keep their tops on, but I just felt like yelling it, and having 10 people simultaneously look at me, and my response, "What?  Was that inappropriate?" And a older gay man turn around and say, "No, this is the perfect place to say that!"  It was awesome.  I got candy and condoms thrown at me!  I ate the candy and just threw the condom at the ground yelling "I'm a lesbian! I don't need this!"  But then I gave it to Jenny and Tim because odds are they'll use it later.  But it was so fun having my straight friends there to support me, and yell at the protestors with me.  One of the protestors set their sign down, so I picked it up and ripped it into a couple pieces and then mooned them, the lesbians in front of me cheered, it was awesome.  As we passed back by them some 60-year-old preacher was yelling at me, spitting in my face telling me I have hate in my heart (am I the one that came to a pride parade to tell people they were going to burn in hell? - didn't think so) but it was awesome, he was like "You wanna rip apart my bible?"  I didn't, although I was tempted to, he's like, "You want to get arrested?"  If I were to get arrested I could care less, it's ooo being arrested for standing up for something I believe in, no one's getting hurt.  But seriously why can't these ignorant assholes put their time and energy into something useful.  One of them was saying that God made Hurricane Katrina happen to New Orleans because New Orleans is a den of sin, or something like that, and that  the Brokeback Mountain actors are going to arrive in hell, ok so now even anyone who 'acts' gay will go to hell?  Wow, the littleist thing will send you to hell, hell's going to be pretty full.  And some kid had a sign that said "Hillary Clinton should be at home doing dishes" wow, how ignorant is that, one of the most powerful women alive, I hope she has you killed by some angry dyke with a sniper rifle, I'll do it!  But yeah, it was awesome, so much fun.  I've got to say I was one of the most attractive lesbians there, not to be a douche or anything, but I was thinking "Where are all the hotties!"  I didn't even see anyone I knew, except for the guy Mike who does the Time Warner commercials, he was so polite to us, he helped us find Prince Street.  I did see Meg's ex-girlfriend and one of her friends, but it's not like I was going to be like "Hi!  I'm one of Meg's friend, you know her right, well you don't know me but I just recognize you from Facebook pictures!"  That may be a bit creepy.  I didn't see her, I was bummed, I think she's in Pennsylvania or something like that, how could she miss the Pride Parade, she's like the Embassador of hot lesbians!